Stupid Mini-Donkey Jokes

For some reason lately, our household has been on a bad joke kick. We've been making them up ourselves—even the kids. So, I thought I share a few... okay, more than a few.

A colleague of mine has a small herd of miniature donkeys. Cute little asses... endless comedic possibilities.

If you buy a mini-donkey, are you getting a little ass?

If you breed mini-donkeys for meat, can you get a little piece of ass?

What do you call your mini-donkey stable when it's really dirty? An ass-hole.

You know what they call the new brand of currying rags for mini-donkeys? Asswipes.

The new competitor uniform for the mini-donkey show event is the beret. It's an asshat.

If all your mini-donkeys run away, you have Noassatol.

If you're carrying your mini-donkeys and you chuckle so hard you drop him, you're laughing your ass off.

Know how to save yourself from a donkey attack? Stop, drop, and roll while giggling. That's right. Roll on the floor, laughing your ass off.

And how do they make miniature donkeys? Preparation H!

Think about it.