Ice surface is TEENY. Summer Sanders is like THREE feet taller than Scottie. Scottie is squeaking and hoarse and he DOES say "wow" too much. WAY too much. It's not going to make us think skating is hard. It's just going to make Scottie look like a doofus.
It wasn't near as dumb as I expected. Pretty cute, but I'm not sure it has the attraction of Dancing with the Stars. It's actually possible for a star to dance well.
Debbie Gibson/Kurt Browning
Eggs with a Kiss.
Him suitish and yellow hat, her too poofy black sequined maid's outfit.
decent 1 foot spin from her, nice 2A from him. Good acting skills. Only a bit wonky skating. The costumes were very silly. Wonky lunge.
Dorothy Hamill: "enchanting."
"Sir John" Nicks: too much fluff.
Mark Lund: "loved the spin, don't step on the girl during the lunge."
48.0/60
Bruce Jenner/Tai Babilonia
Love Lift Us Up, from Officer and a Gentleman
Him: white suit with navy insignia, her: very elegant, long red dress.
spirals, low adiago lift, spirals, SBS 2 foot spins. sbs waltz jump turn waltz jump seq. simple pairs spin hand in hand.
Nicks: "however, artistry is nonexistant"
Hamill: "nice edges"
Lund:"2 waltz jumps in a row"
48.8
Kristy Swanson/Lloyd Eisler
All I Need is the Air that I Breathe and to Love You
her: fetching black sequinned dress. him: black shirt and pants
posing. wonky SBS spiral, sbs ina bauer, spilt adiago lift change position. sbs 1 foot spin, some attempt at unison. adiago lift. she needs to point her toes.
Nicks: good lifts kristy is wonderful in the air. no excitement
Hamill: love to see more connection between the two of you
Lund: a good first trial. more energy. spirals nice but weak.
47.5
The score is wrong. They were better than both pairs before despite the wobbly first spiral. In fact, the team in first was the worst performance. Maybe it was the heightened technical merit (Jenner's waltz jumps).
Todd Bridges/Jenni Meno
Wild Wild West (Will Smith version)
him: blue shirt black vest. her: western whore costume, but cute.
Hum... Todd Bridges was a roller skater. He should have nice edges... well, OBVIOUSLY he wasn't that great a roller skater. If he HAD been a good roller skater, he would be a pretty decent ice skater. Through the legs. nice sbs footwork. sbs lunges. sbs 2 foot spins dincing and posing. he trips but doesn go downj. throw waltz jump. him: knees slide to body flip
Lund: Jenni you can almost dance now. tood great rhythm. marked improvement.
Hamill: loved it thoroughly entertained.
Nicks: shakes head. have my glasses, we were not seeing the same thing. Dorothy asks "are you Russian?"
He wasn't near as bad as I expected from the review.
John Zimmerman and Jillian Barberie she's trying axels...
him: black. her: boob showing pink outfit
Many Splendored thing.
should lift to spread eagle, spirals. sbs spin a NICE one. sbs footwork. rotational lift.
Lund: non committal
Hamill: you were beautiful
Nicks: tried hard difficult to find much wrong with that one
Me: How about it didn't have much CONTENT. they are not as good as I expected them to be. But they were smoother than the others.
51.8
Dave Coulier and Nancy Kerrigan
blues brothers Soul Man
Blues Brothers Costumes
posing. cross over nice speed. sbs footwork. sbs footwork. dancing in place. sbs 2 foot spins. assisted cartwheel by Nancy. throw axel by Nancy. upright death spiral with him as the "girl"
Lund: well done, entertaining
Hamill: really fun love choreography
Nicks: stable, complemented Nancy well. ask yourself "would you rather have a hockey stick in your hand or Nancy."
49.5
Rankings...
Barberie and Zimmerman
Coulier and Kerrigan
Jenner and Babilonia
Gibson and Browning
Bridges and Meno
Swanson and Eisler
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