Figure Skating SPOILERS: Free Dance G1

I missed the first team and most of the second. I was making lunch.

Golovina and Voiko UKR (?)
him: black and purple. Her, purple with skirt on one side and black chiffon on other. I like his shirt and he's a cutie too!
I didn't see much of this team but EVERYthing she did was in freaking beillman position!
FD = 64.69 128.49

Zaretski and Zaretski ISR
her maroon velvet with lots of cut outs. Men, look closely at what she doesn't show cause it ain't much! Him, black velvet and blond, very fun to look at...
sit-sit ch sit-martini. FW in varying holds, mostly hand 2 hand. slowing. not smooth, lots of pushing. beillman cantilever low lift. sbs SL FW, Tw out of unison. lots of bad Tw. nice "she holds his foot he holds hers" spiral. now arabian music goes broadway. slowing to a DEAD halt in circle FW. beillmann SE lift to rotational lift not so good. splits on ice, swing her around. no handed leg round the neck not quite gyno lift. what DOES this have to do with the music? cantilever lift. lotsa stroking SBS hydro moves.

UGLY BEILLMANIA comes to ice dance. EVERYTHING is done in the Beillman position, no matter HOW ugly. SOMEONE GET ME A SLUTSKAYA RULE! PLEASE ISU! Please!

And we get the incomparable Zhenya Platov in the K&C again! Hi Zhenya!

43.90 + 27.18 = 71 08 T = 135.80

Grebenkina and Azrojan ARM
Him: all white Lascar costume with orange socks. Her ALL blue, even tights with very brief skirt... basically NO skirt in front. and backless.
Annoyingly weird Indian music? ugly double beillman low lift. stroking. stoking poor split on shoulder lift worse beillman pairs sit ch weird sit. posing and dancing in place. stroking hand in hand while arm waving. far apart dance holds FW. not very finished at all. VERy slow. drummy music/ ugly SBS FW. more beillmans. ch of indian music. one foot wrap around neck lift to SE lift. SBS TW not bad. more slow dance hold FW. slowing to a crawl. hand in hand stoking. another beillman list rotational this time.

OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER!

In replays, he has kind of nice feet.
FD = 69.88 T = 137.99