Figure Skating SPOILER: Turino Men's short

Karal Zelenka ITA... BOY, is he fun to look at, but **I** look more Italian than he does (I'm half italian
blue knightly shirt with light blue sleeves and insets
romeo and Juliet Prokofiev
3A badly under-rotated, bad fall. nice speed though. 3F-3T. steps 3Z. circle FW. ICKY death drop. sit inside. SL FW slow but nice. sit cannon nice ch sit nice and fast inside twist. camel sit cannon catch ch sit inside twist. Boy has nice spins and nice positions in his spins. spins fast.
27.96 + 26.50 -1 = 53.46, 21st place

Evan Lysacek USA (Go Evan!!)
matador costume
Carmen
skating with command. 3A badly tilted fall, badly under rotated maybe downgrade. 3Z 3T, nice. nice DD cannon inside pancake. needs more bend in his knees in circle FW. Nice character though. he's selling it. steps to 2F OH!. sit cannon inside ch sit cannon pancake. SL FW selling it! needs more knee bend in the low steps. camel sit cannon ch camel sit cannon inside upright scratch. Despite his mistakes, Evan never stopped skating with attack.
33.80 + 34.75 -1 = 67.55

Ilia Klimkin RUS
Viola/violin persian kind of music
blue costume with lame and illusion and BOOT COVERS... very girly. His pants fit badly and I kind of wonder if he's misplaced his dance belt.
3A nice. 3T (4T attempt). 3F 2T. flying camel inside. circle FW, quick and he sells it okay. sit inside ch squat. serp FW he does not look in control, but i can't tell if he means it to look this way or not. camel squat catch foot upright ch camel squat upright scratch very slow

Never seen Klimkin up close, but my goodness, he has the MOSt unusual eyes... almost gold with brown rings on the outer edge. Striking.
29.90 + 31.71 = 61.61 17th.... a bit undermarked IMO.

Gregor Urbas Slovenia
white shirt, black pants with marine's stripe
generic piano music gershwin?
LOOOONG stalk 3Z 2T. 3A 2 footed. NICE death drop good sit. steps 3L nice. squat ch squat. nice, fast, well sold circle FW. lots of arm waving. SL FW quick, edgy, nice twizzles. camel outside squat layback, ch squat headless scratch

This boy is rail thin... just how I like em...oh dear... at first, I thought he looked like Shawn Cassidy (remember him?) but now, oh my goodness... I know who he looks like!! A handsomer version of my husband! No wonder I think Urbas is so much fun to look at.
20.28 + 26.20 = 46.48, 27th place... a bit undermarked, I thought...

Zoltan Toth Hungary
black velvet with red scarf and gold decorations.
music Pink Floyd would like if they'd been started by the Bee Gees.
3F 3T nice. steps 3Z. axel sit spin pancake (ch sit?). circle FW. he does not sell this well. 2A. SL FW nice and quick but not sold, medium clean. sit pancake inside ch squat outside. slow camel sit cannon inside upright layback ch pancake.

Vote Zoltan's coach for the Worst Hair of these Games. They should Plushy on the jumbotron and everyone cheers.
29.67 + 25.40 = 55.07

Emmanuel Sandhu CAN
black pants, blood red shirt, earring, beard. I like the plunging neckline sand idiot illusion
tango shit
4T 3T not 2 footed but a tiny bit under rotated. 2A popped. NICE death drop cannon inside ch squat twist.3Z hands down, turned out, almost falls dead stop. NICE FW though camel layover, ch camel harding sp. SL FW tango with invisible partner he really sells this. camel layover sit jack knife ch camel squat catch foot upright.
Not exactly Emmanuel Jeckyll but at least far from Manny Hyde.
33.05 + 37.75 -1 = 69.75 7th place.